Sign up for a new service with a train company, putting you on a mailing list. Wait until said train company accidentally sends your email address to everyone on the mailing list. Get a grovelling apology and the promise of a free rail ticket.
Good evening
Please accept my sincerest apologies for the email you received on [...]
As you may know, I have a new house. I’ve received a couple of generous gifts which are basically gift vouchers and so I went to the shops on Sunday to see what I could find.
Fortunately, I found lots of nice things in the right shop. Unfortunately, I left the gift vouchers at home. [...]
I got my latest mobile phone bill in the post. I made 157 minutes of calls, 12 text messages and I downloaded 1.8MB of data. The whole thing cost me £63.
Thats a lot of money, especially as I only used 40 of my inclusive minutes. I’ve been forgetting that the inclusive minutes are only for off-peak any [...]